Saturday 18 August 2018

#TNGWatch #S01E03 #TheNakedNow

Hey! This is the one where they all get high! I don’t think I’ve actually seen this one before.

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Stop backseat doctoring, Riker!

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Holy shit, this episode. Pretty much everybody was high. Crusher macks on Picard (who basically macks right back), Troi macks on Riker, and Tasha Yar outright seduces Data (and talks about escaping rape gangs O_O WTF). It was basically a really weird softcore porn episode. This was worse than Farpoint! I seriously question the wisdom of the TV execs that greenlit this show on the strength of these early episodes. And to all those people complaining about how Discovery wasn’t “real” Star Trek? Mothafuckas, please. Watch this shit again and thank your lucky stars Discovery was so fucking good in its first season.

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